But I have a nose. And I can smell a turd in the wind.

Al Franken is like the stinky diaper your kid has had on too long that’s making your living room smell like an outhouse.

Whether Franken’s “election” as Minnesota’s senator is legit or not, I don’t know. That’s not for me to argue. But it looks like he’s gonna be the guy, so we the people have to ask ourselves: Is this the kind of “politician” you want helping to run your government?

According to an article posted yesterday in Yahoo News, http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090110/pl_politico/17233_1 — “Polling results this week confirmed Franken’s precarious position: more Minnesotans have a negative impression of him than a positive one, by a 45 percent to 37 percent margin. Those would be dismal numbers under any circumstances, but for a newly-elected senator they would be particularly alarming.”

Poor Minnesota. But then, you elected him. 

The problem is most of the country leans towards the middle, whether you’re on the left or right. Al Franken is so far left he has liberal flames shooting out his ass. Reaching across the aisle? Good luck, Al. You’ll be lucky if your whole arm doesn’t get chopped off.

Because of this, Franken’s election to the Senate is a huge PIPE JOB. But I will say this, it should inspire every moron who wants to run for office.

I think I’ll run for city council.