ANOTHER COMPUTER WORM? YET ANOTHER PIPE JOB

Those funny people who think up nasty computer worms and viruses are at it again.
An article on Yahoo Tech (Downandup/Conficker worm infects 9 million PCs) reports a new computer worm that has already hammered at least 9 million or more computers — “Downandup, Downadup, Kido!, or Conficker (all the same thing), and it primarily seems to [...]

WORKPLACE “ETIQUETTE” THAT IS A REAL PIPE JOB

How are your workplace manners?
According to a story today on Yahoo News, Mind your workplace manners — it pays, a “survey, by Australian-based international office space provider Servcorp, listed the top five most offensive workplace behaviors as not saying hello or good morning, not offering office guests a beverage, speaking loudly across the room, using swear words [...]

PORN INDUSTRY BAILOUT? A PURE PIPE JOB

I’m trying to figure how many people in this country are worried the porn industry is gonna go belly-up.
Yep, didn’t think there were too many of you.
By now I’m sure you’ve all heard, however, it is no joke — the porn industry thinks it should be bailed out.
“The government’s handing out money to the auto [...]

JOLIE-SEACREST “DISS” BIG NEWS? THAT’S A PIPE JOB

First off, let me say I don’t watch the Golden Globes. I think celebrities in general are a bunch of first-rate assholes. There’s a few exceptions (badasses like Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Arnold), but as a whole I could give a damn about an award show where they “honor” the pricks in Hollywood.
So, much [...]

AL FRANKEN THE PIPE JOB

Look, I’m no political wizard. I’m not gonna sit here and tell you I know more than you about politics.
But I have a nose. And I can smell a turd in the wind.
Al Franken is like the stinky diaper your kid has had on too long that’s making your living room smell like an outhouse.
Whether [...]