ANOTHER COMPUTER WORM? YET ANOTHER PIPE JOB

Those funny people who think up nasty computer worms and viruses are at it again.
An article on Yahoo Tech (Downandup/Conficker worm infects 9 million PCs) reports a new computer worm that has already hammered at least 9 million or more computers — “Downandup, Downadup, Kido!, or Conficker (all the same thing), and it primarily seems to [...]

USC’S SANCHEZ GOING PRO? A POSSIBLE PIPE JOB

It appears USC coach Pete Carroll isn’t too impressed with Mark Sanchez’s decision to go pro (Pete Carroll may be ‘disappointed’ in Mark Sanchez, but can he say it out loud?).
Why not? I have a couple of ideas.
Carson Palmer is really the only stud NFL QB to come out of Carroll’s program, and Palmer was [...]

WORKPLACE “ETIQUETTE” THAT IS A REAL PIPE JOB

How are your workplace manners?
According to a story today on Yahoo News, Mind your workplace manners — it pays, a “survey, by Australian-based international office space provider Servcorp, listed the top five most offensive workplace behaviors as not saying hello or good morning, not offering office guests a beverage, speaking loudly across the room, using swear words [...]

PORN INDUSTRY BAILOUT? A PURE PIPE JOB

I’m trying to figure how many people in this country are worried the porn industry is gonna go belly-up.
Yep, didn’t think there were too many of you.
By now I’m sure you’ve all heard, however, it is no joke — the porn industry thinks it should be bailed out.
“The government’s handing out money to the auto [...]

JOLIE-SEACREST “DISS” BIG NEWS? THAT’S A PIPE JOB

First off, let me say I don’t watch the Golden Globes. I think celebrities in general are a bunch of first-rate assholes. There’s a few exceptions (badasses like Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Arnold), but as a whole I could give a damn about an award show where they “honor” the pricks in Hollywood.
So, much [...]

AL FRANKEN THE PIPE JOB

Look, I’m no political wizard. I’m not gonna sit here and tell you I know more than you about politics.
But I have a nose. And I can smell a turd in the wind.
Al Franken is like the stinky diaper your kid has had on too long that’s making your living room smell like an outhouse.
Whether [...]

BCS TROUBLES??? FIXED!

Newsflash…. The BCS blows!
Oh, I know what you’re thinking — another gripe about the BCS. But I’m no complainer, I’m a fixer!
Let’s face it, the sphincters of college football fans everywhere were sore Friday morning after being left with four teams all with a legit claim to No. 1. Florida got the trophy and the [...]

YEAH, THE BCS IS A REAL PIPER

Okay, so Florida is pretty damn good. After watching the Gator D stifle Oklahoma — one of the most prolific offenses in college football history — I’m sort of okay with Florida being crowned the National Champs.
But Utah was 13-0, and the Utes destroyed Alabama. Florida, after all, lost to Mississippi during the season. Mississippi?
And [...]