First off, let me say I don’t watch the Golden Globes. I think celebrities in general are a bunch of first-rate assholes. There’s a few exceptions (badasses like Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Arnold), but as a whole I could give a damn about an award show where they “honor” the pricks in Hollywood.
So, much to my chagrin, I click on Yahoo’s front page today and whadaya know, one of Yahoo’s featured stories is about Angelina Jolie “dissing” Ryan Seacrest at the Golden Globes last night – Seacrest reacts to snub.
Why this is a featured story I’ll never know. I guess a lot of people must care what Jolie thinks of Seacrest. Just for the record, here’s what I think:
I could give a crap what Jolie thinks of Seacrest, what Seacrest thinks of Jolie, or what Brad Pitt thinks now that he is having sex with Jolie instead of Jennifer Aniston. Sure, I’ll give Pitt credit since he’s been with two of the hottest chicks on the planet, but that’s about all the credit I’ll give him. He’s a celeb, after all, and most celebs don’t know jack about what’s going on in the real world.
Hey Pitt, Seacrest and Jolie — how about you come to my neighborhood. How about you clean up the dog turds in the yard, change 21 crap-filled diapers a day, sweat over how you’re gonna get another job once you’re laid off (or better yet, sweat searching for a job now that you’re laid off), take out the trash, clean up kid puke, clean the house, do some stinky laundry, and live the real American dream.
Yeah, that’s what I’d like to see.
Instead, the biggest worry in their world right now is Jolie “dissing” Seacrest. And that, my friends, is a PIPE JOB.
